Sexit

Meaning: Somebody who guards the exit.
Pronounciation: Sex-it
Usage: While a sentry prevents the wrong people from entering through the entrance,a sexit prevents the wrong people from entering via the other doors/exits .
Root: Sentry + exit

Yeowwman

Meaning1: A stunt man.
Meaning2: Somebody who gets beaten up on your behalf.
Pronounciation: Ee-oww-man
Usage: I wish I had a yeowwman that I could send forth,whenever my boss wanted to see me .
Root: Yeoman

Lord of the Rinks

Meaning: A champion skater.
Pronounciation: easy
Usage: Henceforth I request people to refer to a Champion skater as The Lord of the Rinks.
Root: Obvious
Also:Lord of the Brinks - An expert thief/burglar.

Allahcrity

Meaning: Eagerness with which people blow themselves up in the name of Allah.
Pronounciation: ull-aah-cree-tee
Usage: Allahcrity seems to be the fashion of the times in the Middle East.
Root: Allah + Alacrity

Saymurai

Meaning: One who indulges in war of words.
Pronounciation: Say-moo-roy
Usage: Politicians, all over the world, are saymurais.
Root: Say + Samurai
Also, Shamurai - One who pretends to be warrior class.

Fewrore

Meaning: A whimper.
Pronounciation: Few-roar
Usage: If I become a politician,whatever I utter, will only cause fewrores.
Root: Few + Furore

Priyarity

Meaning: A task from a loved one that takes precedence over everything else.
Pronounciation: Pree-aa-ree-tee
Usage: Any task given by your wife is a priyarity, else you can forget dinner that day.
Root: Priya(Sanskrit for 'beloved')+Priority

Manon

Meaning: Man Law
Pronunciation: Man-un
Usage: Manon #1 : Do not be blunt in your appraisal of whatever your wife does.Use creative word play to ensure she is not offended.
Root: Man + Canon

Nok

Meaning: Not okay.
Pronounciation: No-kay
Usage: Remember, if its not ok,just say"Nok!".
Root: Not + okay

Gaffro

Meaning: A nonsensical looking Afro.
Pronounciation: Gaf + row
Usage: Sometimes afros really have to be called Gaffros when they cross the size limit.
Root: Gaff + Afro(hairstyle)

Downsai

Meaning: A Japanese management philosophy that ensures cost effectiveness while also reducing the size of an organization to a minimal level.
Pronunciation: Down-sai.
Usage1: While companies in India are on a hiring spree, companies in the US are implementing Downsai.
Usage2: Presently Ford Motor Co. of North America is attempting Downsai.
Root: Downsize + Bonsai

Psychophant

Meaning: A flatterer of the extreme kind
Pronunciation: same as in ‘sycophant’
Usage: Office workers knew they had a psychophant in their midst, when the new employee literally kissed their boss’ butt.
Root: Psychopath + sycophant

Mockdown

Meaning: Clampdown on humor.
Pronounciation: Maak-down
Usage: How do you silence comedians?You order a mockdown.
Root: Mock + Lockdown

Whyvulge

Meaning: When someone reasons whether or not to reveal a secret.
Pronounciation: Why-vulj
Usage: Wise men always whyvulge their secrets before saying anything to their spouse.
Root: Why + Divulge

Nonja

Meaning: Somebody that's not a ninja.
Pronounciation: Naan-ja
Usage: Every Ninja wannabe is actually a Nonja!
Root: Non + Ninja

Buggernaut

Meaning: Used to describe somebody who bugs constantly.
Pronounciation: Bugger-Not
Usage: As long as I continue to avoid marriage, my mother will continue to be a buggernaut.
Root: Bugger + Juggernaut

Booze Lee

Meaning: A champion drinker(a drunken master?).
Pronounciation: Boos-Lee
Usage: I am no Booze Lee.
Root: Booze + Bruce Lee