IVS

Meaning : Irritable Vowel Syndrome
Pronounciation : Easy
Usage : If the nuances of the English language, make you want to bang your head, when pondering whether you want to insert a 'an' or 'a' before words like 'unique umbrella', then rest assured, you are suffering from IVS!
Root : IBS

Thaaliban

Meaning : The Wife
Pronounciation : Thaw-Lee-Bon
Usage : After marriage, the thaaliban is everywhere.The thaaliban knows what you see and what you speak.Watch what you do and obey the rules set up by the same else your life will get really miserable.
Root : Thaali(the ceremonial thread worn by married women in India) + Taliban
Also : Thalibehn - the dreaded elder sister(sometimes even younger) and
          Thalibahu - the much dreaded daughter-in-law

Some other words

Talibang - what just happened to the suicide bomber!
Talibandana - The famous turbans worn by them!
Talibana - Taliban country (Inspired by Americana).Examples - Swat, Kandahar,etc.
Talibunk - The guy that didnt show up for the suicide bombing.